[The camera cuts to a shot of a can of "Eel Soup" on a shelf, with the words "Coming soon to a store near you!" appearing on screen.]

[The scene fades to black.]

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Voiceover: Eel Soup: Because who needs culinary skills, anyway?

[Scene: A kitchen. A person, played by a comedic actor, is standing at a counter, staring at a live eel.]